What If Everyone Except MAGA Republicans Left the U.S.?
A Hypothetical Nightmare Called "MAGAstan"
Imagine this: overnight, every person in the United States who isn't a MAGA-aligned Republican leaves.
Gone are the liberals, progressives, moderates, scientists, immigrants, LGBTQ+ Americans, Gen Z activists, educators, union workers, and apolitical citizens who simply wanted a functional democracy.
What’s left behind? Roughly 65 to 70 million MAGA Republicans… and a broken country they now must run alone.
Let’s break down what this ultra-extreme scenario might look like. It’s not pretty. In fact, it’s a masterclass in how fragile society actually is when fueled by hate, conspiracy, and cultural delusion.
💥 1. Economic Armageddon
The U.S. economy runs on the labor, innovation, and diversity of everyone—not just those who wear red hats and wave flags.
Wall Street? Gone. The traders, economists, and analysts are out.
Silicon Valley? Empty. Google, Apple, Meta, Microsoft—all founded and run by people who wouldn't last 10 minutes at a MAGA rally.
Medical sector? Collapsed. With 75%+ of doctors, nurses, and healthcare workers gone, there’s no one to treat even a scraped knee.
Service industry? Gutted. Immigrants and working-class laborers are gone—restaurants, supply chains, agriculture all grind to a halt.
MAGA America would soon realize: you can’t build a country on flags, guns, and rage alone.
🧠 2. A Nation Without Experts
Who’s left to:
Manage the power grid?
Research vaccines or fight new diseases?
Run hospitals or staff fire departments?
Teach math, engineering, or climate science?
The answer: No one.
The brain drain would be devastating. The very people MAGA culture has spent a decade demonizing—scientists, journalists, educators, and academics—are the ones who keep civilization running.
Now they’re gone. And MAGA America has no idea how anything works.
📚 3. Education Replaced by Indoctrination
With public education gutted:
Schools become Christian nationalist indoctrination centers.
Evolution is replaced by the Garden of Eden.
Climate change is called “liberal witchcraft.”
Teachers are gone, replaced with Bible study groups and Fox News DVDs.
A generation raised without critical thinking is a generation primed for authoritarian control.
🔫 4. Guns, Grievances, and God
In MAGAstan, the Second Amendment becomes the First Commandment.
Every citizen is armed.
Vigilante “patriots” replace police.
Political disagreements are settled not in courts—but at gunpoint.
And since the judiciary, law schools, and civil rights lawyers have left the country, there’s no rule of law left to speak of.
🧍♂️ 5. No One Left to Hate—Only Themselves
What happens when your entire ideology is built around grievance and you’ve banished or exiled all the groups you blamed for your problems?
You turn inward.
Red state vs. red state.
Militia vs. militia.
“Real” Christians vs. “Fake” Christians.
Trump loyalists vs. DeSantis diehards vs. QAnon cultists.
Without immigrants, LGBTQ+ folks, Black Lives Matter, or liberals to target, the MAGA base starts eating its own.
🏥 6. Healthcare Becomes a Prayer Circle
Without:
Doctors
Nurses
Public health experts
Vaccines
Mental health workers
The MAGA healthcare system becomes a mix of:
GoFundMe pages
Essential oils
Facebook groups
Church prayer chains
Life expectancy plummets. Deaths from preventable disease skyrocket. COVID-19 comes back—but no one’s left who remembers how to stop it.
🏚️ 7. National Infrastructure Crumbles
Power grids fail. Bridges collapse. Water treatment plants poison towns. Internet goes dark in rural areas. No one left to:
Code systems
Maintain HVAC or industrial systems
Engineer repairs
Safeguard against cyberattacks
Result: The United States becomes a crumbling wasteland of abandoned suburbs and armed compounds.
📉 8. International Humiliation and Isolation
Without:
Diplomats
Military tech experts
Global business leaders
Policy analysts
The U.S. becomes a pariah state on the global stage.
Allies cut ties.
NATO crumbles without U.S. leadership.
China, Russia, and others carve up international influence.
The dollar crashes. Sanctions increase.
America is no longer a superpower. It’s a rogue state with nuclear weapons and no adult supervision.
🎭 9. Cultural Collapse
Gone are:
Artists
Musicians
Writers
Filmmakers
Comedians
Designers
What remains?
A cultural stew of country music, Duck Dynasty reruns, Kid Rock concerts, and nostalgia for a 1950s that never actually existed.
No more Beyoncé, Kendrick Lamar, Broadway, Pixar, jazz, or hip-hop. Just Christian rock, Toby Keith, and Branson, Missouri dinner shows.
🗳️ 10. Trump Becomes Dictator—Then It All Falls Apart
With no opposition:
Trump declares himself president for life.
Dissent is illegal. Media is state-run. Elections are performative.
Evangelicals codify Biblical law. Women lose rights. LGBTQ+ people are forced into hiding.
Dissenters are labeled traitors, imprisoned, or exiled.
Eventually, even MAGA realizes something’s wrong. But it’s too late. The country is already a full-blown dictatorship run by people who think the Ark was a real boat and the Deep State lives in a pizza parlor basement.
🌍 Meanwhile, in the Rest of the World…
The 260 million who left?
They thrive.
They help lead a new golden age in Canada, Europe, New Zealand, Latin America, and Asia.
Innovation soars. Climate change is tackled. Art flourishes.
Former U.S. cities like San Francisco and Seattle become global expat hubs.
America’s greatest export becomes... Americans.
The dream doesn’t die. It just moves.
🧨 Final Thought: MAGA Alone Can’t Sustain a Country
This isn't just satire. It’s a warning.
If your movement is built on hate, lies, and exclusion—what happens when everyone you’ve excluded is finally gone?
You’re left with nothing but:
Guns
Flags
Conspiracies
And your own self-destruction
Democracy only works when it’s for everyone. And a society that defines itself by what—and who—it hates will eventually collapse under the weight of its own delusions.
If MAGA Republicans were the only ones left to run America, they wouldn’t save it.
They’d bury it.