198 Countries Believe in Climate Change — But dumb ass maga republicans Thinks It’s a Hoax
Why the Republican Party Is the Global Outlier in Climate Denial (and Deserves to Be Mocked for It)
While nearly 200 countries around the globe—from monarchies to democracies, from the oil-rich UAE to the renewable-powered Nordic states—have formally recognized that climate change is real, caused by humans, and an existential threat, one major political party still clings to the intellectual flat Earth of the 21st century.
Say hello to the Republican Party of the United States:
The only major political faction in the developed world still running on fossil fuels, magical thinking, and corporate donations from ExxonMobil.
🌐 Everyone Else Is on the Same Page
Let’s start with reality:
198 countries, including the U.S., are parties to the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC).
195+ nations signed the Paris Climate Agreement, pledging to reduce emissions and limit global warming.
The U.S. military calls climate change a “threat multiplier.”
97% of climate scientists say it's caused by humans.
Even oil companies like BP and Shell admit it’s real.
But the Republican Party?
Still pretending it's 1955 and you can just wave a flag hard enough to blow away rising sea levels.
🏛️ The GOP Platform: Powered by Fossil Fuels (and Fossil Thinking)
The official Republican Party platform has essentially purged any reference to climate change altogether. Why? Because acknowledging reality might offend their top donors—Koch Industries, Chevron, or the local oil baron who thinks “solar panels steal the sun.”
They:
Opposed the Green New Deal (without reading it).
Mocked electric vehicles.
Gutted EPA regulations.
Tried to remove the U.S. from international climate accords.
And who could forget:
“I don’t believe it.” – Donald J. Trump, when asked if he believed in climate change.
(This, coming from a man who believes bleach might cure COVID.)
🤡 GOP Hall of Climate Shame
Here are just a few of the Republican All-Stars who have used their platform to spread climate nonsense:
Donald Trump: Called climate change a “Chinese hoax” and appointed an oil lobbyist to run the EPA.
Ron DeSantis: Signed laws to ban the use of the term "climate change" in Florida documents—while Miami floods.
Jim Jordan: Chair of the House Judiciary Committee, but couldn’t define the greenhouse effect if you spotted him the word "green."
Marjorie Taylor Greene: Thinks wind turbines kill whales, birds, and maybe even freedom itself.
Meanwhile, Alaska is melting, California is burning, and Florida is sinking—but the GOP’s biggest concern?
Bathroom bills and banning electric stoves.
🏭 Why the Denial?
Two words: Follow the money.
Fossil fuel companies donate millions to Republicans every election cycle.
Right-wing think tanks like the Heartland Institute manufacture “science” to confuse the public.
Climate denial is big business, and the GOP is their favorite investment.
Imagine being so bought off that you ignore your own coastal states flooding just to please your donors. That’s not politics. That’s malpractice.
🤡 The Last Flat-Earthers
To be clear:
The Republican Party isn’t conservative. It’s regressive.
True conservatism might conserve the environment. The modern GOP, however, is an extremist movement that:
Treats science like an optional opinion.
Prioritizes profits over people.
Thinks Greta Thunberg is the threat—not ExxonMobil.
It’s the only party on Earth whose climate policy could be summed up as:
“Drill, deny, distract, deflect.”
🌊 When the Water Rises, So Will the Receipts
Republican politicians won’t be around forever—but their denialism will have consequences for generations. When cities are underwater and crops are failing, no one’s going to care about your Fox News talking points.
And when future historians write about how almost 200 countries acted—while one political party laughed and lit matches—they won’t be kind.
🧨 Final Thought
If nearly every scientist, every country, every university, every military, every insurance company, and even Big Oil can say:
“Yes, climate change is real, and we need to act.”
...but the Republican Party says:
“LOL no, it snowed last winter”—
Then maybe, just maybe, the problem isn’t with the rest of the world.
It’s with the party that keeps confusing a snowball with science.
❌ Don't Let Climate Denial Define America
If you're tired of ignorance dressed as patriotism, vote them out.
Cancel the nonsense.
Cancel the denial.
Cancel the Republican Party's grip on reality—before they cancel our future.